{"product_id":"broke-dance-mom-ramen-noodle-soup-crop-tee","title":"Broke Dance Mom Ramen Noodle Soup Crop Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCompetition season has entered the chat... and so has ramen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFuel your competition season with humor. This lightweight, loose-fit crop tee features the hilarious \"Broke Dance Mom™ Noodle Soup\" parody design that's guaranteed to make every dance mom laugh. Perfect for competition weekends, studio life, and anyone whose budget mysteriously disappeared into costumes and entry fees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIf you've ever skipped Starbucks, survived on caffeine and determination, or joked that every dollar is going toward comp fees, this tee gets you. Featuring a hilarious parody of everyone's favorite instant noodles, this design is packed with inside jokes only dance moms truly understand—from \"No Robucks\" to \"Starve Today, Save Tomorrow.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePrinted on a lightweight, loose-fitting cropped tee that's perfect for dance competitions, convention weekends, studio rehearsals, or grabbing coffee before the first routine (because let's be honest... you still bought the latte).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eLightweight, soft feel\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eRelaxed, loose-fitting cropped silhouette\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePerfect for layering over tanks or wearing with leggings or jeans\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eVibrant, high-quality print\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDesigned for dance moms who can laugh through comp season\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e May cause other dance moms to stop you in the lobby asking where you got it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ODMPOD","offers":[{"title":"Apricot \/ S","offer_id":52743994278171,"sku":"260807PODAA7814#001","price":42.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apricot \/ M","offer_id":52743994310939,"sku":"260807PODAA7814#002","price":42.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apricot \/ L","offer_id":52743994343707,"sku":"260807PODAA7814#003","price":42.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apricot \/ XL","offer_id":52743994376475,"sku":"260807PODAA7814#004","price":42.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apricot \/ 2XL","offer_id":52743994409243,"sku":"260807PODAA7814#005","price":42.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/2876\/3931\/files\/r.png?v=1786091594","url":"https:\/\/beatbratz.net\/products\/broke-dance-mom-ramen-noodle-soup-crop-tee","provider":"BeatBratz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}